"For the inimitable,
incorrigible, oft unintelligible
Keith: an ill favoured thing, but our own."


—Inscription on a pint beer glass, penned by James Wilson, presented as a get lost gift days before my departure to Japan.


I am from Swarcliffe, Leeds, Yorkshire, England. In that order. I left home at the tender age of 15. What happened after that was not my fault. Honest.

This site is who I am. My hobbies are personal and so most of this stuff, until now, sat unseen, unheard, unread, on my hard drive and in dusty binders.



I update every month or two.

  keith waddington waddo

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