This Friday in the Motel Universel a unique experience awaits your sensory system. Yes folks, its time for the event of the year: The 1988 Pyjama Dance. Come in your pyjamas. Come in some one else's pyjamas. If you sleep naked then come like that. All students participating in this incredible theme will enter that sacred hall of alcoholic beverage for the reduced price of nothing. Don't believe it? Well you should you suspicious people you. Entry will be absolutely free, or perhaps even cheaper. Yes, even cheaper than free. There will be prizes for the best pyjama people. Don't forget that added incentive: When you arrive home you'll already be dressed for bed. In for free and save time too. Not to mention the numerous, perhaps uncountable members of the opposite sex who will flock your way.