Dear sir,

I would be interested in discussing the position of Metropolitan Lumber-jack, as advertised in Chop Chop magazine's April 1st addition. I have a High School diploma with special credits in tree destruction, and worked as lumber-jack assistant during last summer's summer.

I believe my training and experience qualify me for this job, and that my keen interest in the murder of trees would prove me an asset to your company.

I should be very happy to meet you at any time, and at your convenience.

Yours truly,

Holdim Tight