keith waddington ©1992


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Happy birthday and best wishes           x

I hope you like all these wet kisses.

I’ve sent you twelve plus one for free--            x

The last was hiding up a tree.  x                                  

So count and see if they’re all there,                             x

Cos postmen sometimes like a share.    x

Postmen love those juicy kisses        x

They don’t get enough from their own misses.                  x

And now the moral of this tale:                                    x

Be careful who delivers birthday mail.                x