Jean Robert, Drugs and Chocolate Milk
During a deep and penetrating interview with Jean Robert- actually it only lasted 2 minutes but we were standing in a hole- our infamous Guidance Councillor insisted that his amazing physique is not the result- at least to his knowledge- of Steroids. He does not discount, however, the possibility of the S.L.C chef lacing his chocolate milk behind his back- which, as you know, is singularly muscular. A urine sample is presently being inspected. Results will be printed in the next issue.