Election Special

Welcome Back
By Guislaine Bulman and Keith Waddington

Welcome back. This semester there will be lots of stuff to do, but don't do it in front of the teachers! Keith and I feel that everyone should participate in school life, and if you don't we'll smack your bums.Come see the basketball games.

Come to the dances. Come all over the place. Participate in intramural sports, and all that kind of stuff.

We have only one more thing to say, be nice to mum, be nice to dad, but kick your dog. If it goes ouch, kick it again until it stops. P.S. Keith just pretends that we wrote this together, but he did it all himself.

P.P.S. Don't you believe a word of it. She did all the naughty bits.

P.P.P.S. All right, let's just humour him.